Zaddy
July 16, 2026 at 11:00:11 PM
My balls are just so ludicrously big! It's like two basketballs in a sack, when I shower I spend at least half the time just cleaning them as they swing like pendulums against my thighs! I need special clothes just for them because they burst through anything else! It looks like I'm packing a mile of meat but even though my dick is huge it's all my balls! Whenever I try to jerk off my dick feels like it's rent asunder as gallons burst out! I need to contain it in jars which i donate to the sperm bank because the simply gargantuan amount would clog my toilet! I don't need a chair to sit down outside, just sit on my titanic balls and feel them slosh! once had a girlfriend who nearly suffocated by accidentally dropping my balls onto her face when I tried to have sex with her! It's like a full beanbag between my thighs and the sweat is outrageous, I need to use a full towel every time I wipe my balls, and even then can't get the bottom! They're just too colossally large for my body! They're so big that I need to get medical checkups solely for my balls or the doctor would run out of time checking my simple gargantuan, shiny, testicles! The sperm bank in my area has an entire tank just for me! can use them as an emergency floatation device in the pool! My balls are classified as an entirely new medical condition and my pubic hair is so big that I have to shave and wash it with shampoo! My balls are legally classified as a deadly weapon after I killed a thief with them by tripping onto him! They're bigger than my head! Once I fell off a cliff but my balls were so strong that when I landed on them they weren't injured at all! My testicles are so big that there's at least a gallon of cum in them EACH! have enough cum in my impossibly large nuts to impregnate millions of women!
